How Many Horses Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
* Thoroughbred: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm
outta here!
* Arabian: I changed it an hour ago. C'mon you guys - catch up!
* Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one
you want.
* Standardbred: Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the darn bulb and
let's be done with it.
* Shetland: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to
worry about it anymore.
* Friesian: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind
all this mane.
* Belgian: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it
then.
* Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English?
Doesn't anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but
only because my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am
NOT changing lightbulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
* Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna
do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch! I'll rewire the barn
after, too.
* Appaloosa: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change
the lightbulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that darn
Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.
* Haflinger: That thing I ate was a lightbulb?
* Mustang: Lightbulb? Let's go on a trail ride, instead. And
camp. Out in the open like REAL horses.
* Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the lightbulb. Not
only that, but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and
balancing it on my nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead
changes in a row and a capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didn't
think so.
* Miniature: I bet you think I can't do it just cause I'm small.
You know what that is? It's sizeism!
* Akhal Teke: I will only change it if it's my owner's lightbulb
and no one else has ever touched it.
* Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the lightbulb to my
personal groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and cleaning my
saddle, but only on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue
or pink bulb, which reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my
astonishing gaits.
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it.
* Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please get the
lightbulb away from me! I'm ready to show, really, I promise I'll
win!
* Paint: Put all the lightbulbs in a pen, tell me which one you
want, and my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it before the
quarter horse.
* POA: I'm not changing it. I'm the one who kicked the old one
and broke it in the first place, remember? Now, excuse me, I have a
grain room to break into.
* Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don't mind, but I went
ahead and changed it while you were all arguing.